What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?